In Massachusetts last week, Celeste Fuller, 39, was arrested after police said she tried to buy an Uzi to help her son, 18, a convicted murderer, escape from prison. Dora Garcia Cisneros, 55, a Texas surgeon’s wife, pleaded not guilty last week to charges that she arranged the murder of an 18-year-old who dumped her daughter. Florida mom Lee Goldsmith, 71, is doing five years for offering a man $1,000 to kill her son-in-law. Goldsmith hoped for a doctor or lawyer. She got a mechanic. “Use strong bullets. He’s a fat pig,” Goldsmith told the hit man. He was actually a cop.