“I had no idea how good Green Day was going to sound live! I was blown away!! 🤯” “Okay, was someone going to tell me that fish can cough, or was I supposed to find out by reading a Tumblr post? 🤯🐠”
“I refuse to do any more thinking today! My brain is done!! 🤯” “After an insane 12-hour shift at work, I am taking the world’s longest nap. 🤯”
“Wait, what?! Since when are we supposed to work that day?? 🤯” “I seriously don’t understand why this show is so popular. Am I missing something? 🤯”
“Got a migraine almost immediately after waking up today. 🤯” “This headache just will NOT go away! 🤯”
“I was today years old when I learned that Napoleon once got attacked by a bunch of rabbits. 🤯” “I watched the BEST show last night! Seriously, it’s so good I couldn’t believe it. 🤯 You’ve gotta watch with me!”
“Did you hear that the coffee shop by our work is closing?? 🤯 What happened?” “Okay, I’m trying to understand this algebra formula, but it’s just not happening. Help!! 🤯”
“I’m so exhausted that I just need to curl up and sleep for a whole day! 🤯” “Work was so frustrating today! I need a day off ASAP. 🤯”
“I swear, this migraine is going to be the death of me! 🤯” “I’m just over here getting a stress headache at work for the 3rd day in a row. 🤯😡”
“Seriously? I had NO idea that male platypuses had little venomous spurs. 🤯 But it weirdly makes me like them more?” “You heard about their breakup, too? It’s crazy, right? I never saw it coming! 🤯”
“Oh, I actually have some chemistry notes that might help you with your work! Let me send them over. ” “I think Alex actually knows more about what happened than I do. Wanna try calling her?”
“Ugh, that stinks! I’m sorry you’re having a bad day. Anything I can do?” “I’ll be over in 15 with some Tylenol! Hang in there! 🤗”
“So, my brother just told me he’s moving across the country out of the blue? 💣🤯” “I can’t believe how funny that movie was! 💣🤯 So glad you talked me into it!!”
“So apparently Ed and Jim are fighting, and I have NO idea why 🤯❓” “These forms are so confusing!! I don’t get what this one is even asking for. 🤯❓”
“Came down with a fever last night. My temperature’s up, and my head is KILLING me! 🤯🤒” “Allergies are the worst!! My medicine can’t kick in fast enough. 🤧🤯”
“Remind me never to spend the whole night doing puzzles again. My brain is fried! 🧠🤯” “I swear, it took EVERY ounce of brainpower to smooth out that disaster at work. Never again! 🧠🤯”
